Posted on September 10, 2012

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If you have Kindle DOWNOLOAD this BOOK!!!! You are guaranteed to laugh and identify with the world of numbskulls and jerks that are everyday fixtures in the hospitality industry. Enjoy!! I have read The Hook for a while now and he ALWAYS makes me laugh and remember to embrace my human side!

You've Been Hooked!

The cyber-flood gates have opened and now (“now” meaning 12:01 a.m. Sept. 10 – 12:00 a.m September 11) my “love letter” to the Niagara Falls hospitality industry is free to anyone with the means to download it.

Even the douchebags.

In fact, they should download multiple copies; after all, they owe me for the last fifteen years! But right now, my gentle readers, you’re probably thinking about something else.

  • The guys are thinking, “Does reading Fifty Shades of Grey automatically make me gay?”
  • The girls are thinking, “Will Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson patch things up in time for the  premiere of the nextTwilightfilm?”

But after those thoughts have run their course, you’ll all be thinking, “Why is The Hook giving his book away? Has he finally snapped after slugging one laundry basket too many for some ungrateful douche-monkey?” While I will no doubt eventually snap, that day…

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